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Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

To make or not remake

So I have just watched The Karate Kid and The A-Team, both blasts from the past and remakes.  
So what did I think?  For me, The Karate Kid just didn't work this time round.  I never connected with the characters or felt the plight of Jaden Smith as I did with poor Danielsan.  Jackie Chan playing the mild mannered Janitor (aka Mr Miyagi) was OK and given Jackie's skill it was good to see some of it back in action without the Hollywood glam.

The reality is this film was Jaden's showcase, no more no less.  He is talented, he has the mannerisms of his father and Im sure has a promising career as he can act.  But the film being a remake just didn't work to my mind - the fact it's 'The Karate Kid' and they openly keep saying he's being taught Kung Fu seems ludicrous, its a typical storyline and they could have simply adapted it.

On a positive note - I did enjoy the part at the temple, where you got to see some classic Kung Fu, including a cameo of Michelle Yeoh and a cobra training (Kobra Kai reference??)
It took too long to establish characters and get the film moving at a suitable pace - one part of any movie that typically gets me going is that: pick yourself up and train moment, you know the kind like they have in the Rocky films - where Adrian says "win Rocky, Win!" the music builds and he goes on a training rampage with montage shots.  Sadly in this movie (although I did like the shadow puppet Kung Fu training) it didn't stir me at all  :(

On the other hand, The A-Team, this was pretty cool.  My expectations were low and I wasn't really feeling Liam Neeson as Hannibal but the film itself worked.  Nothing amazing just enough cheese, adrenaline rushed, bullet flying, weak plot twisting to keep me watching.
The first 45 mins were good, I liked the setup, the pace dropped somewhat, but overall it was watchable - and to be honest right now from Hollywood I expect little else.
Murdock for me made the film, just the right amount of crazy and great line delivery.
The plot was thin, riddled with mistakes and they did the cheesy building stuff from nothing - all what you expect from this film, nothing more or less ;)

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Back to the 80's

Well it seems all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood has dried up and they have returned to the 80's for story lines.  This year has been a wash out for blockbuster movies.  So instead of trying to produce them they have decided simply to reinvent the past, with remakes of old 80's movies; and not just the good ones!

Nightmare on Elm Street - now Darker, moodier and probably better effects is all this will offer the viewer.  It is the same story line; even wording.  I for one love originals and this adds nothing new or interesting.

The Karate Kid - this again is Jackie Chan sadly trying hard to make the American market happy.  In this remake of The Karate Kid he plays a janitor that trains a child who is in a country not his own and being bullied.  Apart from the rubbish cliches, Jackie is teaching the child Kung Fu - but wait isnt it called The Karate Kid??  Small point overlooked!  It is without a doubt a great show piece for the young Jaden Smith (Will Smith's son), but nothing new or challenging for Jackie; I miss the old Jackie Chan.

The A-Team - I love old school corn, and it gets no better than The A-Team.  Is it worthy of a movie in its own right?? That remains to be seen.  The cast look good - Liam Neeson as Hannibal; could be interesting.  Looks a little Mission Impossible-ish, hopefully it will have a smattering of corn and not over-killed with effects.

Current works in the pipeline are: Short Circuit, Police Academy, Robocop, 21 Jump Street and Pet Cemetery.
They are also looking into the following, but not yet confirmed: Knight Rider, The Evil Dead, Conan the Barbarian, Akira, The Dirty Dozen, Death Wish and quite a few more; sadly.

To me this just shows the lack of vision Hollywood has.  If a movie deserves a remake then I'm all for it, but to do it just to keep actors and studios in business is ridiculous.
Lets hope they NEVER make the life story of Timmy Mallet!!!

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Everybody was Kung fu fighting

When I was a little boy (all those years ago) back in the 80's, I was heavily into Martial Arts and I used to watch Martial Art movies all the time.  But the one genre which rose above the rest and had SO many variations made were NINJA films.  There were hundreds of them and there seemed no shortage of crappy storylines - as long as the word 'Ninja' appeared in the title and some guy was kicking and punching whilst wearing a black ninja suit it got made, and yet sadly, I must have seen nearly all of them.
Most of these were simply awful, but one guy stood out from the rest was Sho Kusugi.  
The reason he stood out so much was he was a real life Ninja, playing a Ninja on film.  
Pray for Death was one of his best.  He did a few movies, some featuring his sons and then he seemed to disappear; as Ninjas do!  That is until now.

I just watched Ninja Assassin (come on with a title like that who wouldn't) and low and behold Sho was the lead protagonist.  A role he played well too I might add - as he's a typical hero type.
The plot as always was thin and typical revenge story line, no great dialogue and paper thin acting for some characters, but some great work did go into this, nice slow mo (ala Matrix stylie) and wickedly fast fight scenes, blood and gore, but more importantly was the little details so important to the mythology of Ninjas;  things like the hand gestures, training and weaponry used. 

I was happy to see Ninjas back on the big screen, when I say big screen I mean my TV screen of course.  Then whilst chatting to Hussian he told me of a film about Yip Man (Ip Man)
Quick background, Yip Man was Bruce Lee's teacher and all round Chinese hero. 
The lead was played by Donnie Yen, another talented martial artist, but I must say great work on this performance in the role.  Nice pace to the movie, good background story, great martial arts, a little wire work and 'loosely' based on Yip's own lifestory, with a nod to Bruce Lee at the end.

Why not check out those movies and here's some of my favourite martial art movies you may also want to see: Fist of Fury (Bruce Lee), 36 chamber of Shaolin (Gordon Lui), Drunken Master (Jackie Chan), Shaolin Temple (Jet Li).
Worthy mentions also go to: Kung fu Hustle & Ong Bak.  
I could go on but you get the point - here's a classic clip to whet your appetite, enjoy ;)

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Movies to watch out for

Here are some of the upcoming movies for this year...

WANTED:- Angelina Jolie looks SO hot !!!


THE LOVE GURU:- A little too Austin Powers, but hey baby thats not a bad thing!!!


INDIANA JONES:- He's back!!!


SUPERHERO MOVIE:- from the makers of Scary Movie, oooohhhh YEAH!!!


THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM:- about time Jackie Chan & Jet Lee (Li) together!!!


Also watch out for
THE INCREDIBLE HULK; but dont expect too much & M. Night Shyamalan's THE HAPPENING; but again doesn't look very promising

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Good Times

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What to do

Below are some of the films I am looking forward to this summer - just hope I can see them in English.

28 Weeks Later


Transformers


Shrek 3


Spiderman 3


Others to watch out for are Die Hard 4, The Simpsons Movie, Fantastic Four; rise of the Silver Surfer, Harry Potter; Order of the Pheonix and if you haven't watched 300 where have you been!! This is a MUST!

Ones to avoid are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Babel, Oceans 13 (not sure about this one, 12 sucked to me; so not to sure) & How I planned to kill Tony Blair - really should this made into a film i. he didnt suceed ii. what happens with the sequel iii. copycats: how I planned to kill George Bush (just so they get their 15 mins)!?

That aside the summer has some cracking films coming up - so if it aint to hot and you have nothing to do, go watch a movie with someone and share the experience.

SIDENOTE: Whilst out drinking the other night I saw a 7 foot ostrich walking the streets in Spain (cheuca), I know I thought that too! But its true Nokia had hired a guy to operate a robotic ostrich with a huge Nokia type walkman phone attached to it, they also had projectors flashing up on buildings, and a guy was hired to dance his ass off whilst listening to the music from the phone - great marketing: I certainly wont forget it.

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Mash Ups

You know those days when you have little to do, well this is one of those, so I sat here surfing and came across some wonderfully well done edits of movie mash ups - not lets be honest whats better than one good movie? Two put togther!!
Below is a few of the amazing mash ups I found done by AMDS, and boy are they cool.


ROBOCOP Vs THE TERMINATOR



ROBOCOP Vs NEO


RAMBO Vs HOT SHOTS


SLY Vs ARNIE


GOLLUM Vs SMEAGOL


KING KONG Vs SHREK

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