Never Marry...
Never marry an archaeologist – they’re always digging up the past.
Never marry a proof-reader – they’re always looking to find fault.
Never marry an astronaut – they always want more space.
Never marry a boxing promoter – they’re always trying to pick a fight.
Never marry an ascetic – nothing is good enough for them.
Never marry a typesetter – they won’t let you get a word in edgeways.
Never marry a socialite – they won’t have any common interests.
Never marry a cruciverbalist – they always have to have the last word.
Never marry a model – they’ll change before your eyes.
Never marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them.
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