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Comedy and Shenanigans

Posted by Aldie at 6:21 AM | 0 comments

I'm really tired this morning. I was out late last night at a comedy show. So it's gonna be a long day.


I got up late this morning so I only worked out for about 45 minutes and did some stretching. I did get to fill out an evaluation about the gym today. I said I want the 6:15 a.m. aerobics to resume. But who knows.

I have to go to court with my niece this morning. Even though her ex is going to jail soon, he still finds time to harass her. So she's trying to get a restraining order. God, I am so sick of this. I have been to court in three different states because of his shenanigans. Enough is enough.

So this day will be something—what I'm not sure. I'm just sick of it.

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I'm Expecting Something

Posted by Aldie at 6:41 AM | 0 comments

Last night I dreamed I was pregnant again. I've had this dream a couple of times now. It's kind of weird. I couldn't believe I was pregnant. I keep thinking, "How can this be? I'm 50 years old. How can I get pregnant when I'm menopausal?"

Then this guy comes up to me and says, "Is it sore around your belly button?"

I say, "Yes."

He says, "Then you're pregnant."

OK. I begin to accept that I'm pregnant—even if the pregnancy test is a little odd. So what is it that I'm expecting? Something that I thought was an impossibility. At first it's kind of scary, but then I accept that it's real. I'm going to give birth. To what? That may sound like an odd question, but I have no idea what it is that I'm currently incubating. What's growing inside me? What I'm sure of is that I don't know.
Today I'm really hungry. It's going to be hard to contain my appetite. I guess that goes along with being pregnant. At least I have an excuse. I'm kidding, of course.

The long weekend was welcome. I could use a few more. Tonight I'm going to a comedy show. Ralphie May is coming to Morgantown. This should be fun.

I hit the gym again this morning. I did the intensive interval workout. Today it was hard after the long break. But I managed it get through it.

And tomorrow will be another day.

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