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Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

The hunter and the bear

Posted by Aldie at 7:58 AM | 0 comments

This is worthy of a mention, clever advertising on behalf of Tipp-ex.

Simple short film of a hunter and a bear and the joyous wonders they share together. At the end of the video you given an option choose either. You are then presented with ANY option you can think of to rewrite the story.

The Hunter uses the Tipp-ex to allow you to type any word in, and a short video plays using your chosen word, try it - but be aware you may not stop and you will laugh out loud, so dont do it at work!!

Some to start you off - Dances, Smiles, Pokes, Farts, Cooks, Moonwalk. See what you find and post them into the comments, there are loads ;)

Talented DJ

Posted by Aldie at 12:44 PM | 0 comments

I love talent, variety, quirky, different and amusing acts - this one ticks all the boxes!

This is SO wrong yet so right, sit back, relax and listen to the melodious world of a Hospital Radio DJ (Ivan Brackenbury) as he plays dedications to his ailing patients.

WARNING - Contains highly amusing material
PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

To be or not to be

Posted by Aldie at 5:04 AM | 0 comments

Lets face it being in a relationship is hard enough, so the table below will help you define the type of relationship you are in. So next time someone asks that very question you will be better prepared; glad I could help ;)

Just for laughs

Posted by Aldie at 2:57 AM | 0 comments

Men vs Women

Procrastination Workflow

A Brands Perfect Day

Public Speaking 101

Posted by Aldie at 12:09 PM | 0 comments

Some additional information on Public Speaking and tips to help you improve... ...or not!

Fear of speaking

Enunciation

Pronunciation

Know your facts

Body Language

Eye Contact

Spell Checking

The Fun Theory

Posted by Aldie at 6:51 AM | 0 comments

I think life should be about fun and enjoyment. All too often it's serious and boring. Or is it what you make it?
These clever guys have being putting the fun back into the mundane; and it works!

Stairs

Trash

So how are you going to make your day more fun?!

Stealing thunder

Posted by Aldie at 4:00 PM | 0 comments

As Windows releases its version 7 the folks at Apple are already creating their mocking ads - worth checking out, below's one I particularly liked

They are not happy stopping there, they have also just released a brand new 27" iMac, which looks amazing - twice as sharp twice as fast!! Not only that but they have a fantastic new mouse with their touchpad technology built in or rather on it and also the wireless aluminium keyboard. I wont bore you with the details, if you want to know the specs of this fantastic machine head HERE

Now that's a present Santa would keep for himself :)

My Life Expressed Through Songs

Posted by Aldie at 4:15 PM | 0 comments

Just for fun try this:

Using only SONG TITLES from any ARTIST(S) & genre, cleverly answer these questions. Feel free to pass it on. You can use OLD SCHOOL, NEW SCHOOL, whatever you want. Repeat a song title if you like. It's about letting your Facebook friends & family see a little bit of what you're about, by using the titles of songs. (If you're an artist & have written your own songs, then feel free to use some titles from your own joints to help promote your music. The hardest part is narrowing down your responses to only one songtitle per question. (Just copy this & paste it to your notes, where it says 'write a new note'.) Repost as "My Life Expressed Through Songs". Type the name of the song first, then next to it or under it type the name or attribute of the artist (if you can remember the artist's name). Thanks, for participating. Hope you enjoy it! Have fun, Family!!!

Are you a male or female:
THIS IS A MANS WORLD

Describe yourself:
EVERYBODY HURTS

How do you feel right now in your spirit?
BAD TO THE BONE

If you could, what would you do to help make the world a better place?
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
FLY ME TO THE MOON

Your favorite form of transportation:
THE LOCO-MOTION

Your life's theme: (for example: theme song, what are you about, spiritual or political views, etc.,) GO YOUR OWN WAY

Your relationship with significant other (ideal relationship if not currently in one):
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

Your worst fear:
ALL BY MYSELF

What is the best advice on life you have to offer:
DONT WORRY BE HAPPY

If you could change your name or attribute, then what would it be?
MONEY MONEY MONEY

Name something that you like to do:
DONT STOP BELIEVING

What would you say to inspire someone?
DONT GIVE UP

My soul's present condition:
THE ONLY WAY IS UP

If today was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?
HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME

Just For Laughs

Posted by Aldie at 1:49 PM | 0 comments

Pigs might fly

Posted by Aldie at 9:26 AM | 0 comments

With all this talk about 'Swine Flu' I thought it only right to share with you a remedy that has just been released in the UK.

They are currently working on an OINKMENT which you can apply too. If you do however notice any symptoms please call a HAMBULANCE immediately.
Swine flu symptoms are stuttering like p-p-p-p-p-porky p-p-p-p-ig. My best friend says he has swine flu, but I think he's telling PORKIES.

Apparently please do not contact the hospitals for advice, there is a problem with the phonelines and all you will get is CRACKLING

There are reports from the religious sectors saying: The APORKALYPSE is finally here!

My advice: I say STY put and don't travel.

Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?

In more sensational news: who says pigs cant fly? I heard a pig flu in Mexico recently.
In other news: Disney HQ bans the “Three Little Pigs” movie as a precaution

In recent years we have experienced 'Mad cow disease', Salmonella and Bird flu - makes you wonder what's next, answers on a postcard.

*disclaimer : this is a joke please do NOT attempt to purchase this item or others like it.

Now that's magic!

Posted by Aldie at 4:10 AM | 0 comments

Just for giggles, I need a laugh.
I know I shouldn't laugh at a fellow magician but this is classic!

Credit Crisis?

Posted by Aldie at 4:45 AM | 0 comments

If you want some light-hearted relief check out - http://debtmonkey.tv

It's an internet based reality show - kinda feels like the office meets internet; I like it!
They have paid a mans debt off for a year and now own him! - he's their monkey!!

Hey, if nothing else, it's a giggle!!

best scene ever

Posted by Aldie at 5:41 AM | 0 comments

As Mr Robert Llewellyn is currently filming Red Dwarf specials and twittering us snip its of news, it sparked my appetite for more dwarf!

Hope you like this classic clip

for further news check out this link
http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/news/2008/09/19/new-red-dwarf-specials-confirmed/

COME ON YOU SMEG HEADS!!!

Evolution of marketing

Posted by Aldie at 7:58 AM | 0 comments

For a while now I have been looking out for smarter ways to market products and engage with people. One of the most successful recently was 'the dream job' here is T-Mobiles attempt; which I must admit I really like it - kinda evolution of dance meets improv everywhere, good for you guys!

Strange but true

Posted by Aldie at 9:06 AM | 0 comments

I received this in an email and simply had to share - SO FUNNY!

Just for giggles

Posted by Aldie at 5:09 AM | 0 comments

Right now I have far too much free time - so I spend most of it surfing (the net) and I came across this beauty...

...Bonnie sez, "Everyone has at least one friend who has seen parts of the Star Wars original trilogy but can’t quite tell you every plot point in order. Joe Nicolosi recorded his friend Amanda as she retells the story from the tiny amount she’s seen with hilarious results."

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo

Another fine mess

Posted by Aldie at 4:25 PM | 0 comments

Laurel and Hardy

"Where do you get your warped sense of humour", I was recently asked; which led to a conversation about these two influences. They are to blame, well when I say blame, I mean they may be partly responsible. You see I grew up laughing my ass off at the chaotic, weird and wonderful situations they got themselves into.

I distinctly remember all those little quirks Stanley would do which drove Oliver mad - such as him being able to light his thumb simply by flicking it, him being able to raise his hat off his head by blowing his thumb and my favourite the ear and nose holding trick (simple yet very confusing for many)

I also recall with fondness that wonderful little tune - The ku-ku song; in fact whenever anyone would annoy me with their incompetence I would whistle it. My ex understood the reference and would give me bad looks or nudge me when she caught me doing it, I didn't even realize myself sometimes!

How about a little history lesson, are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin.
Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 – February 23, 1965) was born Arthur Stanley Jefferson in Lancashire, England.
Laurel began his career in Glasgow Britannia Theatre. He gradually worked his way up the ladder of supporting roles until he became the featured comedian, as well as an understudy to Charlie Chaplin. He emigrated to America in 1912 where he decided to change his name; he worried that was too long to fit onto posters.

Oliver Hardy (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) was born Norvell Hardy in Georgia, USA. Upon turning 18, he changed his first name to that of his father who had died years earlier, henceforth calling himself Oliver Norvell Hardy.
By his late teens Hardy was a popular stage singer, and he operated his own moviehouse. He thought he could do better than some of the movie comedians he was presenting, so in 1913 he became a movie actor.

The humor of Laurel and Hardy was generally visual with slapstick thrown in, for me my first taste of Vaudeville. The basis of their films were simple plots with a lot of comedic moments, usually involving Oliver taking the brunt of the misfortune. They made silent films, "talkies", b&w films and colour and several feature films.

To me they are legends, and below is a small sample of a typical Laurel & Hardy moment, hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

and this is how they would look today

There were of course other early influences which get a honorary mention - The Two Ronnies, Rowan Atkinson, Abbot and Costello, Monty Python, Tommy Cooper, Lenny Henry, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams and of course the many many Carry on episodes. I know there were many others but these stand out the most.
Who were your influences and why?

The lighter side of Christmas

Posted by Aldie at 4:00 AM | 0 comments

Whilst looking for some Christmas fun I came across these amusing cartoons

and another

and Achmed returns with Christmas Spirit

100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers

Posted by Aldie at 5:32 AM | 0 comments

I was bored and that amused me

How to... ...Improvise

Posted by Aldie at 3:49 AM | 0 comments

The following are scenes taken from the amazing show: WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY!

This is a great show, demonstrating the ability to think fast and act crazy, basically how to have fun with a subject.

Living Scenery

Sound Effects

Helping hands

Sit, Stand & Bend

Voices & Characters