Cradle of Filth's Rejected Band Names
As research for a script I found myself on YouTube listening to Heaven 17's Temptation. It's a fantastic song, and the experience was only slightly marred by the comments proclaiming that Cradle of Filth's version is better. Aside from the fact that it isn't, there is also the fact that Cradle of Filth have the worst, most pathetically obvious trying-to-shock name in the whole history of music. All they have done is taken something nice (cradle) and immediately juxtaposed it with something nasty (filth).
Here are some of the names they rejected:
Mug of Sewage
Kitten Basket of Snot
Cushion of Fishguts
Chocolate Box of Grime
Pram of Excrement
Fruitbowl of Dirtiness
Paddling Pool of Rubbish
Biscuit Barrel of Slime
Christmas Stocking of Industrial Effluence
Vase of Diarrhoea
EDIT:
Müller Fruit Corner of Vomit
any more?
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