Have You Heard This One?
These are just some thoughts I've had over the past couple of days.
- One of the hardest things to do is develop a viewpoint that's somewhere in the middle. Extremist thinking—an all or nothing attitude—on any side of an argument usually doesn't provide any answers.
- If you think you're old and worn out, then you will be old and worn out.
- One day at a time is really the only way to live. Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow may never get here. Every day is a gift. Live it like it's you're last.
OK. Those are my best hokey sayings. Here's a good joke:
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.'
Thanks,' the girl replied.The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
The little girl replied thoughtful, 'You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren.
As you can see, I really have no updates. I've written four articles total. I walked at least 1.5 miles on two days. I walk about a total of 20 minutes yesterday. I've eaten no candy—although I've really want to. It's like giving up cigarettes.
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